[Inspired by a haiku movie reviews site, I posted some IF haikus to the newsgroup, which started a fun thread. These could be construed as a bit spoilery, in a certain light.]
Zork I
I’m in a dark place
Without a lantern. I hear
the footsteps of grues.
Zork II
All my things are here
But I’m floating above them,
helpless. Damn wizard!
Curses
I can’t find the map.
I never knew my house was
so complicated!
Spider and Web
Yes. No. Yes. Oh, I
thought you were telling the truth.
Let’s try it again.
Photopia
Oh, I’m starting to
understand it all now. That
means I — stop. Stop. Stop!!